May 2012
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When there is a ship on your dash that you don't...
yaoidutchess:
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me when my ipod is on shuffle: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes
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Parents: -flipping through TV channels in the den, stumble across Doctor Who on BBC America-
-theme song comes on-
Dad: Oh...oh dear god...
-shuffle shuffle-
-scuffle scratch scratch-
-scratch CRASH scuffle BANG CRASH-
Me: -bursts through the door- I HEARD THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
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My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers...
daeneryes:
The L’Oreal brothers
Male Katniss
The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
Robin
HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
The Angry Pirate
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80 years from now;
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Me: //falls// Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY? Me: //laughs// HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP Granddaughter: Grandma this isn’t the time for your old 2000 jokes! Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE Granddaughter: GRANDMA! Me: YOLO
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